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A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

By birkenstocksgirl

The best place in the world drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

By Nicoleadams4332

An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport. You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney. You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.

Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel? Person 2: Long Island born and raised. Person 1: ah.

By Themostunimportantpersonontheb

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.

“Lawnguyland, New york” Long island is the best place to live. Represent!

By Lawn guy land

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island. Friend: you mean the dump? Me: same thing

By PastorRR