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Girlfriends are so rare

By ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

biggest pain in the ass.

mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp

By babanash

Something most guys are lucky to have.

Girl: Aw, do you have a girlfriend? Guy2: Yes man, isn't she a hot piece of ass? Girl: How did you get a girlfriend? You must be lucky.

By McLovinz

Nobody has ever meet her nor will they ever because she goes to a different school.

Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend. Guy 2: nice, who? Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.

By albino zucchini

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

By Comrade Wang