A very rare predator
Instructions for Your George:
1) Love your George, they are very loyal and affectionate creatures...except when given sugar, then they can become slightly agressive. Be wary of this. And its probably best to buy a large cage just in case.
2) Give them a lot of care and attention, otherwise they could turn against you, and possibly eat you.
3) Ensure to let them out at least 5 times a day...they tend to urinate frequently.
Available at Argos, ASDA, Debenhams and other selected stores today!
Greg: Hey man, I bought an George yesterday! How's yours?
Craig: Dead. I forgot to water it.
Greg: Dead?
Craig: Dead.
...*casually walk away
Wow what a nice looking George. Is it a rare breed.
By Notme10852