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A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of [water] into the [body] for medical or hygenic reasons, or the stream of [water] itself

The title of the biggest douche in the world will have to fall on Javier. This [man] is the saddest human (FYI the most down-grading piece of [scum]) in the world. He has claimed to have meet Ronnie Coleman, but this of course may be, no, is most plausible bullshit. ==A life in Douche== This [man] starts by waking up at 5:00 in the morning, everyday. He enters his bathroom at 5:01 and stares at the mirror until 8:03 and then leaves for work. What he exactly does in his work place, UHS, between 8:16 to 8:50 is a mystery, but what is for sure is that he is always five [fucking] minutes late. From [9]:00 to...well...it depends how long his story is, talks about what everybody should do. In between his instructions, this '''douche''' will talk about past [job] experiences he had with varies companies that most likely never hired him. From the [time] he finishes to the end of 1st block, he looks up gay porn on the [internet]. '''Douche''' repeats this progress for all periods. When school ends at 3:45, '''Douche''' leaves for his [house] and arrives there at around 4:18. He enters his bathroom at 4:29 and stares at the mirror until 11:34 when he goes to sleep. The progress is repeated for five days. ==[Slang] uses== A douche is someone who is incredibly [annoying]. "Hey, that Javier Sancez guy is such a douche!" Terms such as '''douchebag''' and '''douche''' are also popular derogatory terms of [insult] or ridicule in [North America]. These terms have become popular in the comedic media, and can mean a variety of different insults: * Someone who is [annoying], bossy or embarrassing. * Someone who is stupid, intellectually challenged or mentally deranged but less than clinically [insane]. * Someone who is unintelligently lying or [[scam]]ming. * Someone who is [arrogant], [elitist] or snobby. * Someone whom you don't [like]. * Someone who is socially inept. * Someone who you think is mentally challenged

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