What's on your mug?

Irony in its finest form. Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same. Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs. Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide". If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.

By IspeakofTHETRUTH

A Site that Facebookers are not aloud on. People say it is just a site. It is not. It's a cult!

Facebooker: Z0MG ! TOTEZZ LUV TUMBLRRR!!1! Tumblr: GTFO! IDGAF if you love Tumblr, YOU CAN'T SIT HERE!

By facebookersGTFOtumblr

A magical secret world filled with mermaids, unicorns, weed, cats, triangles, sunsets, cigarettes, and the Olsen twins.

You shouldn't know about tumblr, but since you do, here's a picture of a mermaid for you to post.

By rufus6564

A disease. You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users. Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand. Insomnia is a common symptom. There is no cure.

Person A: Hey, look at this cute boy Tumblr user: OMG MY CREYS THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGH

By I tried to get out but no

A place where sensitive faggots rant dumb shit that they made up for attention, they're all gay for acceptance and attention. Theyre all lesbian because they hate men, and for no reason they hate white people. Most of the things consist of black and white selfies with 3091 notes for no damn reason, and how ruby and sapphire from su are "SOOOoOoo gay!!!1!1!!1!" even though they are ROCKS and have NO gender. They are also large hypocrites that hate heterosexuals for no valid reason, and yet at the same time want absolute equality

You don't accept me having no gender?!?!!?!! RAAAPPEEEEE!!! OMGGG TUMBLR GIVE MS ATTENTION BC IM SOOO GAYYYY1!!1!1!!!!!!! I THINK GARNET IS SOO GAY ! THEY'RE NOT GENDERLESS!!! GENDER IS WHAT U THINK U R!!!! DR WHO IS THE BEST SHOW AND IF U DONT AGREE UNFOLLOW ME AND GO TO HEAVEN BC I DON'T WANT TO SEE U IN HELL!! DIE CIS SCUM!!!!!!!! STRAIGHTS SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THIS EARTH!! ILL BECOME THE NEW HITLER AND GAS NON GAYS,CIS PPL, WHITE PEOPLE, AND MEN!!1!1!!!!!

By Chopper Loves Cotton Candy