Narcissist
Someone that thinks their hair looks great even if it looks bad.
Girl- I like your hair. Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit. Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.
By The Original Agahnim