What's on your mug?

An idiot sperm donor who doesnt bother to show up for his kids surgery.....

oh wait.. that was today and I overslept?? yup I must be a douchebag

By douchebags smarter ex-wife

A term for a group of cycle enthusiasts (commonly used for group of loud motorcycles or road cyclists)

Carol and John’s conversation was interrupted when a douchebag of bikers roared by. San needed to slam on his brakes when passing a douchebag of cyclists on a narrow road.

By Grylo

A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit. or A whiny pussy.

Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!! Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!

By Red D.

(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag." (2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"

By anonymeow

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

By not-a-douche-bag!$%