What's on your mug?

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

By Friendly banterman

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell??? Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

By Dougle87

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick. People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell? Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

By Dougle87

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese” “I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger” “Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away” “Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese” “Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

By The top nigga

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great! Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

By Capital_K