Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.
Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!
By Patricia Bosworth
Person who is a real bum. Just sits around the house and does nothing. First person when you go to a party that finds a beer and then the couch. When you go to his house is either sleeping or sitting on the couch. Has a opinion about everything. Someone who is lazy. Can be used in many different forms.
Can be used as "Bro get off the couch, your'e being such a Dave" Or turn your friends name into Dave *Walk into a party* "Yup there goes Dave" (Actually "Mike" walking to the fridge and you know eventually the couch)
By dboifresh
Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.
"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."
By Gordon Gekko is my God
A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.
I gotta take a Dave. Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.
By Crumbdave
D - deceitful A - abusive V - vengful E - evil
Whatever you do don't go out with him he's a DAVE!
By 0808NAX