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Bella

One of the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever know. She is very shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her, she will become an open book. Any guy would be lucky to have her. Bella is a very good friend and will always be there for you. She is an amazingly talented person with a beautiful smile. She is very artistic and rather shy about her passions. She can be very sassy at times, but overall she is an adorable human being. If you have a Bella in your life, treasure her. Because she is one of a kind.

person a: who's that beautiful girl over there? person b: that's Bella. person a: damn she looks beautiful.

By yourworstnightmare674

bella

The metric unit of female beauty, abbreviated bl. Supersedes the imperial helen (qv). Expressed on a decimal scale from 0.00 (utterly repulsive and cock-crinkling) to 1.00 (the Platonic ideal of female beauty). After the Italian word for beautiful (qv).

"Wow, Bella, you are so amazingly hot. I'd have to rate you at .98 bl" "How come I don't score 1.00 bl when the damn system is named after me?" "Because you've just woken up, there's mascara in your ear, your hair looks like a practical joke and there's a pillowcase stuck to your chin. Still adorable though." "Fair enough. Now run me a bath of ass's milk and fetch costly breakfast items."

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