What's on your mug?

life is something you will never have.

you have no life

By uyu54y

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children

You : life is boring in heaven Partner: angel c- You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room* *fucks* *nine mo later* Partner: the fuc You: at least we aren't on earth right? Partner: true

By roxie the dancey dance

Life is a beautiful beast once you tame it - mohamed Elsydabi

Life is hard : beyond poor is hard but getting rich is also hard so you have to choose what hard you want your life to be

By MKDabi

There's nothing to be sad about. Just do it. Don't care what people say just do what make's you smile.

Life is just having fun life or death you can still have fun.

By Blúe

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

life sucks

By Wilbur_Soots_laugh