What's on your mug?

Someone who has a crippling porn addiction

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn

By japohjui8p09

I love you

I think you about you all the time Michael

By Justarandomgirl

Big forehead ass nigga that 5'3" and got no knees. One is also known to be "So free" at rainbow six siege. that person is also a high school dropout (Retard ass nigga)

that dude looks like a Michael.

By edgy111

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours. if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

By shortandround

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.

That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!

By chowduh