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jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

By aajaaodwaaaa

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight? Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

By BertIsThatNigga

Jake likes to suck grandmas while screaming like a bitch

Jake sucks alexs grandma while screaming like a bitch

By Jake2.0

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.

Person: I need to feel good tonight Me: call jake

By DreaderZ