What's on your mug?

The best thing in the world.

Girlfriend: Do you want to have sex? Me: Fuck yeah!

By CARLOVER24

What is the meaning of life u ask, well it involves two things make genitalia and female genitalia, basically u insert ur pencil into the sharpener and after ur done the pencil is smaller, this is because men secrete a liquid known to most people as semen. Semen is filled with microscopic children that make a home in the ladies vaginas and then a famine comes and only a couple survive... Those become your children... ENJOY

"whoa I had some good sex with that Latina hooker, and I was only $4.99" "Wow Jerry that's cheap for sex"

By J-Hole/Mommabear420

Cock Meets Pussy. YAY👅👅👅👅👅👅

Let's have sex.

By How do people do this thing to

Thrusting a penis in and out of a vagina

Nathan and Grace haven't been dating for that long. They decided they were going to go on a trip together, one they got to the hotel they started making out. It quickly escalated, into steamy sex(thrusting a penis in and of a vagina). As Nathan and Grace went into a huge orgasm. "MMMMMmmmm don't stop baby,Nathan don't stop please" Grace said as Nathan was pushing his penis slow but harder and harder every time. "I'm bout to cum Grace where do you want it."Nathan says."I want it in me"Grace says as his hot seaman mixes with her hot cum. Nathan I live you. I love you to Grace.

By Catapilar.cat

Best work out method!

having sex is like going to be gym; great workout.

By NyBitch