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The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

By Rizzer6942939

Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.

#1: “I love you Jordan.” #2: “I love you too.”

By someone_who_loves_someone

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps* Jordan: I smell pennies.

By DarkBlossomFox

Some creamy loser who is reading gay shit on my couch bitch ass hoe nigga

Jordan is sucking my big godly wiener

By Jaysoniscool69420

daddy

daddyjordan

By takemeback123