Cat
A creature so cute that you wonder how it can possibly exist. Much like capybaras. If you get within two and a half meters of one, you might suddenly start talking to it as if it were a cross between a baby, a stuffed animal, and a "beloved little darling." No reliable method has been found to counteract this side effect.
"You wanted some kibble, my cat, didn't you? Didn't you, my baby ?" *insert blissful smile here*
By TheAlienInTheAttic