Jakes are the nicest people you'll ever meet. seems to never have any drama with any and has an amazing smile. he has an amazing personality and enjoys playing sports. truly a nice kid that does not get involved in beef and is a very peaceful person to be around.
Person 1) I got issues with half the people i run into Im glad i meet up with Jake even with all this drama I never felt so at peace when am with Jake . Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean
By Krayons 213
Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
By SamPFucker69
That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.
Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake
By Hecz7
The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.
Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.
By Boomerangg
Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.
Jake ate my socks today.
By ieatchocolatesauce