What's on your mug?

Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.

Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.

By YourMomOnFour

The reason Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction

Your mom is the reason I can't get no satisfaction

By Cairnage

a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.

smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM

By cumshot22

1)The answer to every question that I ask anyone at my high school. Often said by either a) people who think it's fucking hilarious b) people who think it's fucking hilarious to make fun of people who think it's fucking hilarious, or c) people who are telling you to fuck off. 2) The person who gave birth to you. But not me.

1) (when I was a freshman noob) Me: Hey, upperclassman senior man, could you please tell me where the bathroom is? Upperclassman who think's he's fucking hilarious: Yeah, it's over near your mom. Fucking freshmen. (goes off to laugh with his senior freinds about how hilarious freshmen are) 2) I heard your mom was diagnosed with cancer the other day. Sure glad she's not my mom!

By noonsun

an amazing term used to describe anything you feel like. origins: dh ms ice hockey/napolean dynamite.

dude #1: dude this is getting old dude #2: dude YOUR MOM is getting old hahahha

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