Valentine's Day
A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day. Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with." No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
By oh dear, I'm nothing to you.