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The Sport of the sexy.

Cat plays soccer, and dang, shes hot!

By Christina Ottah

a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.

Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man. That soccer player is gay. That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.

By laxor

A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.

James: Did you see that pussy britboy saying soccer is the best sport in the world? Joe : Yeah, how can you even respect that pussy?

By LimeyCocksuckers

1. A sport of grown gay men faking thier injuries

{TAPPED in the back} Soccer player: AHHHH!!!! SHIT, my lung is in cardiac arrest!

By man with the flow

The gayest sport. in gay countries its sometimes known as football. 90 minutes of nothing. players wear stupid long socks and short shorts. if someone gets a goal then thats like a once in a million years occasion. the only sport where 2-0 is a blowout. 95% of the game is spent by 2 defence guys tapping the ball to eachother. if you touch someone you get sent off the field. if someone gets the ball taken from them they flop and pretend they're hurt. if someone scores then they jus put all their players in the defence half of the field. goalies feel the need to dive for the ball, even if its going straight to them. NBA is way better.

soccer fan: OMG did you see that guy on the other team just dive onto the ground and pretend hes hurt. I hate when he does that. me: everyone who plays soccer does that. duh.

By jed_dnuggets