What's on your mug?

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

By lickitusfikitus

Big massive cock of godly proportions

She wants to see my manhood because rumor has it I have a long dong schlong!!!

By tpulley1966

An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.

Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there! Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.

By Toasted Toebeans

a cock

thats a big schlong

By round ass mug

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

By rick.astley6969