What's on your mug?

to pleasure yourself with your penis and your hand.

Note to self: dont masturbate when your pointing to your eyes.

By awefjawoijge

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

By A Fellow User

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

By stfu rat

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick

Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall. Timmy: Good for you.

By Gammy bear

to make yourself cum so hard by a hand movement.

I'm gonna teach Robert how to masturbate

By I caught him lacking so hard