Someone who does something so stupid it disgraces their race. Nota Bene: When calling someone a coon it is custom to elongate the vowels: Coooooooon.
Kyrie: Clumsily drops their Popeyes $5 box spilling the remains on the floor, then picks up the chicken and mashed potatoes and proceeds to continue his meal. Patrick: You coon!!!
By Pgambs
a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.
alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today! sera: stfu you stupid whore alix: lmfao. you stfu coon. alix: COON COON COON COON!!!
By lush-lexx.THEBOMB
A mentally deficient black person. Usually listens to nigga-music
Aidan: You stupid coon that's a fellow a white person not a ghost
By Itsmeitisnt
An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.
I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.
By Stop the pendulum
(.noun) A word describing a Southern person with no sense of style. Directly related to the word "racoon" as how many Southern people refer to them as "coons", viewed as tacky and drawl by upper-class people. A slang term regularly used by people of the hipster or indie variety to humiliate conforming people who tend to follow whatever trend comes up, regardless of how ridiculous or audacious. Also directly related to how Southern states are often the last to catch on to fads.
"That guy is wearing those silly band bracelets. They're so tacky, I have no idea why everyone loves them so much." said Jenna. "Ha! They're coons, they don't know any better." replied Timmy.
By LazyHappyLucky