townies also hate grebs, grungers, and basicaly any one who is not a townie. townies do not understand much even though they think they do. they also try to act hard infront of friends, especialy ones of the opposite sex (boys try to impress girls and vise verse).
male townie "ye im so ard nd tha', no one is eva gunna botha me" female townie automaticaly respects them as they are quite gulible
By abi
The old word for chav which, frankly, sounds a lot better and less self-consciously constructed to sound obnoxious by a group of journalists on a slow July nesday.
"Oh great, another pack of townies coming to kick my head in because I don't conform to their world view."
By OD Smith
The origanal definition of "townie" was somebody who lived in a town and didnt understand vilage life. In this modern day and age a townie is sombody who swears compulsivly, wears burberry and lots of sports lables. A female townie wears: lots of foundation, burbaerry scarf, addidas trainers. A male townie wears: burberry hat, addidas trainers. One word for anybody who thinks of becoming a townie (and please dont, there are enough of them in this word already) its all about the BLING! And by this i mean sovereigns and very big gold chains. You will have to listen to crap like 50 cent and Beyonce. You must smoke and lose your virginity at about 9.
to be a townie=to be townyish
By Emily Clay
A townie is a cacka who thinks he/she is 'in' they say completely made-up words like 'mush', 'innit' and 'bruv' they are often incredibly un-intelligent and wear fake burberry or cheap sports jackets and caps. They also tend to wear these caps at almost vertical angles on their heads. Townies are also often completely deaf:
(a townie is walking along in his 'crew' and a group of skaters walk past) Skater1:(shouts) Townie!! Townie1: Wha' d'ya call me?? Skater2: He called you a townie duh Townie2: Wha' d'ya call i'm?
By Townie Hater
if you can remember a time before the word chav became 'cool' and 'hip' for the BBC and other middle class/aged establishments to use, you may remember a time when a townie ruled the working class streets. they are rude aggressive utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY) they hate moshers when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who wears black listrens to music with a guitar in it stands up for what they believe in has an identity. in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.
'fuckin hell you fuckin mosher im gonna fuckin breaaak ur fuckin norse' 'but why mrs townie?' 'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak
By kittyredhead