What's on your mug?

You got mommy issues huh?

Person 1: mommy?? UWU Person 2: Your mom beats you doesn’t she.. Person 1: *has mental breakdown*

By Ihateitwhenyoubreathe

The thing I call my s/o.

I wanted something so I whimpered and said "mommy please I want you"

By marseatsrocks

a big titty milf

hey mommy😩 mommy?

By #1mommy202

can be used to either scare off girls or compliment them.

boy: damn mommy got some thic milkers nom nom nom girl : oo la la thanks papi ;) / wtf kys

By urmomsfave123

Izzy

Izzy? Oh you mean mommy.

By Yourabutthead