What's on your mug?

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.

Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.

By Summer Bliss

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person

Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.” Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!” Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!” Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”

By Some peeps at school!!

Thiccest boi on the block

That guy is real john

By Doodoo_wipe_thicx9ine

Another word for a toilet

All the urinals were taken so I had to use the John

By Thedankestrick

A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.

"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."

By Baby John