What's on your mug?

This is when an old man tries to masturbate but he is so old that his erection is still floppy.

Grandad is shaking his flacid penis.. oh wait, he is fapping.

By Shornathon!

Also see faptastic.

By MoonKnight

In the positive sense: To excessively want or talk about something In the negative sense: Referring to something that someone has overly tinkered with, talked about or added to.

Positive Sense: Person 1: I'm fapping so hard for Final Fantasy XXII Negative Sense: Person 1: ... And it's got 30 wing mirrors and 36 12 inch subwoofers and 11 wheels... Person 2: omfg seriously. Your car is such a fap.

By s3ph

Also Facebook Applications Phenomenon - Usually refers to the annoying practice of spamming everyone you know on Facebook. With endless Facebook Applications such as Farmville, Friend For The Day. My Family, iHeart, and much, much more, it is common for a newbie to become a FAP troll. Most experienced Facebook users just block the app or apps and wait patiently for new users to learn the ropes rather than insult the neophyte by pointing out their garish behavior.

(1) Wait awhile before you fbf Sharon...she's still in FAP mode. (2) I just block all the FAP spam so I don't have to deal with it.

By Wordturne

the act of whipping your balls onto someone else's body

yo guy i was fucking my gf and my balls fapped her ass till it turned red

By redweeezzzy