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Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt

Brandon’s butt is big !!!!

By brandonsfuturewifey

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

By bithcboy

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever. Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth. Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times. His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON. Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.

1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend. 2. Brandon sucks 3. UWU BRANDON

By BeRandom

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.

Jeez man, do you see that Brandon? Yea what a Brandon

By Wiseguywilly0

small dick.... Smallest dick in the world.. kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

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