What's on your mug?

The thing I do and is very hot.

“What is on you to-do list?” “Your mom!”

By Charlie at the chocolatefactoy

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍 In short. This person is your new father figure. Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom You: hi dad

By Skeletonmom goals

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e- Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

By SqueezyPeasy

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer me: your mom

By melol6769

Outer-Planetary

“Your mom is the closest galaxy to ours”

By James/Bond