What's on your mug?

A whigga

Look at that brandon

By maiwand

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.

Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot! Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day... Guy 1: Wtf

By Hannahfortunetellermuahahahhha

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see. As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

By John Lismore

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.

Hey, look, that's a brandon What do you mean!? Means he works at a gas station

By LeoMyling

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon? Person 2: No? Person 1: the kiddie toucher Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

By Bigdaddyjade