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An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

By snatebait

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity

"Hey look at this dude" "He looks like a child molester" Yeah I know right what a Jake"

By brutha is gay

adj. to be corny; whack

"Don't bother him. His jake ass just gone go snitch and fuck it up for all of us"

By Checlapeks

A person who loves to put cocks in his mouth especially people named Avery or tobes

Jacob was caught Giving a jake to tobes in the closet

By Dubdub215

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher

Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss Jake: Yeah you look sexy

By 10,000?