Cat
The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!" "Thanks, he absolutely hates me." "Ah..." "And also my couch is ruined forever."
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