What's on your mug?

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

By brandon’s girl

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

By randofromsomewhere

brandon is a bitch

brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia

By crhis_p_bacon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.

Person 1: is that Brandon? Person 2: He served!

By Frank is awesome