What's on your mug?

A sweet potato with a wig.

Did you hear that trump became our president, lets protest about it.

By The Tard Guard

noun noun: trump; plural noun: trumps 1. (in bridge, whist, and similar card games) a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led.

the suit having the rank above the others in a particular hand. "the ace of trumps" (in a tarot pack) any of a special suit of 22 cards depicting symbolic and typical figures and scenes. a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage. noun: trump card; plural noun: trump cards "in this month General Haig decided to play his trump card: the tank" informal-dated a helpful or admirable person.

By Brown Polish Girl

a ʍօռɛʏ stɛaliռɢ քʀiċҡ.

ռօ օռɛ liҡɛs a trump

By Tɦɛ ռastʏ քʀiċs

(noun)1. A racist, orange businessman/president with awful hair and an undeveloped brain. (noun)2. Someone who is oblivious, stupid, and/or in denial.

1. Look at that wild trump in the white house, tweeting and destroying the USA. 2. Stop being such a trump, you sad little white supremacist.

By Pun_Master

Verb. To grab a woman by their gentitals without invitation. Or, as Donald puts it: "Grab them by the pussy."

Gawd she is hot! I want to Trump her.

By nd5u_giff