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Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.

"you're such a Michael" "What does that mean?" "It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"

By •°Raindrop°•

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..

Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40. It's such a Michael.

By Some Aussie Chick

Michael is a coward. A man who hides behind technology to cause harm to those he has distain for. Although Michael may act tough, he is nothing more than a gutless bull, a troll even. Michael hates his own self and has a hard time looking ilin the mirror due to his lack of courage. A lack of courage to not only face his enemy but those he harms through technology.

Michael, oh yeah, I've heard of him he's quite the coward.

By Throne AKA JellyBean

Hes a hot sexy beast of a babe he can be violent sometimes but hes hot dont miss out on a opportunity hes makes these gay jokes too he usually has a friend named Jadiel or Juan hes say men men men men men all the time too plus he is loyal and ofc he has a big black cock

DADDY MICHAEL

By ArianaHaverstraw

Biggest Weenie Hut Jr. ever to live

Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.

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