What's on your mug?

A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.

That guy is such a jordan.

By pleasehukunamytatas

This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat

: oh wow he was really nice :yea that was Jordan

By This user

Retarted faggot that likes vabbing

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing

By Jordanqueefs

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

By Stevesidwell1111

The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.

i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita

By bigittybish6969