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Jake is the type of person to get shipped with a chair, and a female at the same time. HIIIIII JAKE :3

Jake got shipped with a chair?!?!?!?!?!?!

By a random human :3

The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours

Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy Person: what the fuck

By The Midlands rebel

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.

Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake? Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.

By I had a seizure 5 minutes ago

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert. He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go. He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday. On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.

Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him. That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.

By musicaltheatrenerd

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.

“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”

By Slayslahslay