What's on your mug?

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ? Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ? Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

By Someone who likes helluva boss

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is. Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale." "Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

By Carrot135

The woman I fucked last night. She is also your mother.

I shot my sticky white cum in Your Mom last night.

By yourmomkisserr

<the mom you never had>

Hey where's mum? You mean your mom ??? LOLLLL

By ryui

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

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