Cat
A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway
Person 1: what animal is that Person 2: oh that's just my cat
By Skildaledondondanigh
What's on your mug?
Cat
Zoomiessssssss.
Person 1- yesterday my cat had 3 am zoomies . Person 2- whats zoomies? Person 1- its when a cat turns crazy, like your mum.
By kookieplus
Cat
100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.
You have a cat? Good luck.
By DeathWishCN
cat
A cat is the most cutest thing in the world. Cats have very sweet features. It has two beautiful eyes, adorably tiny paws, sharp claws, and two perky ears which are very sensitive to sounds. It has a tiny body covered with smooth fur and it has a furry tail as well. Cats have an adorable face with a tiny nose, a big mouth and a few whiskers under its nose.
"I love cats." "Me too."
By reiomo
Cat
Cat is an attention seeking manipulate bitch who has no regard for other people’s emotions
Wow! Cat is such a fucking asshole!
By RottingSunflwr