A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
By QDWFEGRHTJYKUL
The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"
Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard Anh: It's edible
By AsianFetus
Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.
Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2 Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?
By MewForce
Brandon! An astonishing guy that you will fall in love with guy or girl. Into lightskins majority of the time. Can do a lot for his height, strong fingers. If you run into a Brandon make sure you do the most (only girls)
Brandon is so hot and needs sum brains rn⁉️
By Imrllyheem29
A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?" "Yep, that's Brandon."
By men_hot.