Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.
Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me... Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!
By xx.Heidi.xx
Sex is like math You add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
By Corn-Sizzurp
Post marriage activities
Hey babe would you like to have sex? : sorry hun I have a migraine.
By shithouse Bandit
What people waste time doing
Sex is pointless
By DeviLs brOther
A typo, when you meant to type "sec"
Guy1: hello guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server guy1: ok gimme a sex guy2: ok UwU
By SRD65