my lord and saviour my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment
my gf: ur gonna make me act up me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary me: omg u flatter me
By mikasackermann
Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!
Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website! Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand! *searches philosophy* Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass* Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one! *searches audacity* Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane* Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS
By iidonutiee
A dictionary solely for the purpose of sexualizing every definition of every word. The dictionary can give everyone a good laugh, but always ends up insulting someone. The dictionary isn't reliable and gives often a terrible definition, and, can potentially be banned for its poor definitions. Thus the name, urBAN dictionary. Im not karening on the dictionary, just giving an honest opinion that we all agree on.
Person 1: Hey, have you googled your name in the urban dictionary? Person 2: Nope, let's try. ... Person 1: and? what does it say?? Person 2: It says i'm a $lut and that nobody likes me, and only uses me for my body. Person 1: i mean, its not completely wrong...
By ugly_ratface1
1. Urban Dictionary is the worst dictionary in existence. 2. Gay 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
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By fluffyebik
Wow, Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Your really that bored you decide to type the websites name in.. Not bad, kid.
¨ I have already read all of the Urban Dictionary definitions, I bet nobody has added the website na- OKAY HOW!?¨
By ..doge..