What's on your mug?

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

By UwU big dick man

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

By landoj69

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

By SchlongBoy

a massive wet penis that cums in your mum

ooooo that schlong is massive

By gingers can die

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?" "hell yeah"

By i_snortwizzfizz