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Long Island

Long Island is a part of New York State where all people from Manhattan look down on and make fun of and hate with a passion. They have no culture, fashion, nightlife, etc. There is nothing to do on Long Island but go to the mall, get drunk, play cards, gossip, and do drugs. Most people who are from Long Island think they are superior and regard Manhattan as a dump. Just shows how ignorant these people are. On the weekends Long Islanders invade Manhattan to go to the clubs, restaurants, bars. Pretty funny since they say they hate Manhattan. They ruin any part of Manhattan they visit. Once Long Island people start hanging out at a popular Manhattan club, no one from manhattan attends anymore and the club closes done. Long Islanders have no fashion sense or style. They wear clothes from Kmart and are stuck in 1996. They couldnt tell a Versace shirt from a Kmart brand shirt. They also could never afford to live in Manhattan. I feel bad for anyone who knows anyone from Long island, they are as*sholes.

"Chris is from Long Island, he plays poker at night, gets drunk and wears Kmart Clothes. He says people like me from manhattan have nothing since we have the most popular musuems in the country, have the best restaurants, and best nightlife. Chris is a typical ignorant Long Islander"

By Jenmaker

long island

Despite everyone thinking were all a bunch of rich snobs from New York Long Island is a pretty mixed place in some areas or a bunch of white douchebags in others. Assholes from Southwestern Suffolk wish they lived in the east end and people in Nassua wished they lives in the city. Some people are obseesed with their dumbass boats or clamming or lagoons wherever they are and some smoke pot behind Dunkin Donuts at three in the morning. The girls are obsessed with there Coach bags and monogram wallets and guys with their Nike Dunks or Vans. The white people call towns like North Lindenhurst, Copiague, and Freeport "the ghetto" and the Hispanic people in those areas agree even if they own three million pairs of Jordans, sidekicks, iPods, and Gucci sunglasses. Like zero amount of Asians but alot live in Kings County. Half the Island doesnt know where China or Brazil is and most like to call themselves Italian when they look pale pasty Irish/German all over. A bunch of fake Italian/Chinese/Mexican/Japanese restaurants dot the area. If You Live On Long Island Chances Are You're... Emo Annoying Emo Skater dude Wannabe Skater dude Acid tripping skaters Preppy girl Preppy guy Douchbag Preppy guy Ugly preppy girl Italiano/a Wannabe Italiano/a Guidos Guidas Trashy Bridge and Tunnel crowd (transplants from New Jersey) Meterosexual Sicilian Meterosexual Hispanic Meterosexual Polish/Czech/Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian/Croatian Meterosexual Asian Those people that wear "Kiss Me I'm Irish" tees/sweats Annoying American white girls who are obsessed with Hollister and their GPAs and going to Princeton Wannabe MS13/Latin King gangsters Wannabe Crips/Bloods gangster Wannabe Born To Kill gangster Nike Dunk wearing Dominican loser Bougies Pot smokers Raver Screamo band person

Mike: Hey Heather where are you from? Heather: Long Island Mike: I know a guy there he was a douchebag who drove a Ferari.

By llola

Long Island

A great island right outside of New York City which even contains two of the Boroughs of NYC (Queens and Brooklyn) I was born in queens then moved to south shore of Nassau County. Everyone on here is right when they say you go to school and realize what a great place it is. I currently live in Pennsylvania, and have yet to come across some good appropriately priced food, flat terrain to walk on instead of hills everywhere, warmer winters, cooler summers, decent educated not ignorant people and more. It is a great place to live with having the greatest city in the world practically in your backyard. When you visit or live here then you can judge for yourself. Yeah we are all spoiled, self righteous, and enjoy good culture and cuisine, all you people from elsewhere can sue us for it. Also a place to get some of the best weed ever for some decent prices.

PA College Student from PA: So man where are you from? I am from the great town of Stroudsburg PA. PA College Student from LI: Oh wow that sucks I am from Long Island which is right outside of New York City, greatest place ever.

By UnknownMan4411

Long Island

Depending on where you live it's 20 minutes - 1 hour from NYC, it has awesome beaches with sexy mammas, great place to visit, yes, we are NEW YORKERS, some of the inhabitants sound like they are from Brooklyn, some do not. People from long island don't all pronounce Long Island with a strange accent. We love real food, we love fashion. Some celebrities live on long island and some have moved since then. Overall a great place to live.

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