What's on your mug?

An ingrown butt-hair. Not necessarily found on an elephant, horse, or other animal, but anyone.

1. (Actual) Wow, I have a really big dude today. It hurts so bad! 2. (Name-calling) That guy is such a dude!

By qpdoll17

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

By matty

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

By Gozeritall

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job? Shaving an elephant's dudes.

By S0cks

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males 2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt 3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes 4. A bottlecap

1. Person 1:"What up dude?" Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl" 2. Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it" Person 2: "dammit" 3. Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here" Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes" 4. Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner" Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

By edwild22