What's on your mug?

a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up

Matt K is a douche.

By fratlord12

French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".

Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?

By ImNotFrench666

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

By Eatthatpussi455

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up

She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.

By Lotsofthots

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

By Fuckhead#1