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Catfishing is when you create an [instagram] account to see if your "[bf]" is [cheating] on you

When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and [go] onto [Instagram] to [add] a hot,fake profile picture and [add] a different name so then you text him (or her [ion] judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona [sad] topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to beat them up and then you say that that was so [nice] of them that you almost forgot how [mad] u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel bad, trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies. Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not [date] online again bcs they always cheat. Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your [parents] "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just [jump] but then you get [drunk] and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you. add me on insta @sademoji78

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