What's on your mug?

Austin

The king of the alpha community

By Antfiler

not you

Girl 1: "You will never be an alpha" Girl 2: " Fucking beta's"

By lengbbg

/ˈælfə/ noun (plural = alphas) 1. the beginning 2. the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A/α) 3. (chemistry) referring to an alpha particle, a neutral Helium-4 particle that results from nuclear decay 4. (astronomy) the brightest star in a constellation adjective 1. dominant 2. (abbr.) alphabetical, e.g. "alpha order" for "alphabetical order"

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End." ~Rev 22:13, NIV

By ItsSkyWasTaken

It's a fucking Greek letter

Dave: Wow you see that alpha there Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet

By Ilostfaithinhumanity

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.

I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.

By Sparky236