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vegan

Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment. These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species. Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals... With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.

I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...

By ILMOSTRO

vegan

a bastard that thinks its better for animals if they eat vegetables and fruit but doesn't realise the amount of animals that are rightfully shot, poisoned, trapped in order to gain a larger profit to continue farming and produce more food for the world population including vegans, they refrain from eating meat as they believe that its cruel and torture to the livestock being slaughtered for food, but doesn't realise that these animals are humanely killed and don't feel a thing is done correctly and this is usually done correctly. making the vegans delusional and wrong for forcing their opinion on people who like to eat meat, and should just leave us alone as they can eat what they want and we can eat what ever we want to eat, especially steak because which person in their right mind wouldn't eat a well done steak.

"have you seen Brian over there? I heard he was a vegan." "thats fine isn't it?" " yeah it should be but he keeps bugging other people because they like to eat meat." " oh we'll get him the fuck out of here!!!!!."

By the motherfucking truth

Vegan

Synonym for "Annoying" lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.

Some guy: Ay bro, want to go grab a burger? Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers? Some guy: They do. Vegan 1: Aight bet. Some guy: Want to grab a burger? Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL

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