What's on your mug?

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire Kid: Oh Hey:

By That one tall chick named Rae

A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.

Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire Person2: Why? Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker Person2: You are strange dud

By Lil bitch that has a ditch

Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period

Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period! Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !

By Humanation

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck. I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).

I would love to be a vampire

By kakikakimakikaki

a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process

friend:have you seen that new show? me: the vampire diaries? friend:yes it’s very good

By vampirediaries123